Below is my piece for today's Irish Daily Star, I'm aware most of you guys don't need any explanation of a cooler however the average Star reader is not fully up to speed with the auld poker lingo....
I played every weekend last month which is unusual for me
what was not unusual was I failed to make the money prizes in any tournament I
played. It’s been the storey of my 2012 poker wise. When it matters I have done
one of three things, 1. Made a silly mistake, 2 got very unlucky or 3 just had
what we call in this business a “cooler”.
A cooler is when two players pick up hands that
inevitability leads to all the chips going in the middle, the classic one is AA
into KK late in a tournament but when you are playing on a very aggressive
table where a lot of players are raising and re-raising with a wide range of
hands these so called coolers will occur a lot more frequently.
For example if you are playing on a table and someone opens
the betting and you look down at pocket tens you might choose to re-raise. If a
very tight player still to act moves all in after your re-raise it’s probably
an easy fold with the tens there. However if a really loose player makes the
same move it’s probably an easy call and if that really loose player happens to
have a good hand the time you look him up you could consider yourself a little
unlucky.
This brings me on to a hand I played in Bristol at the
recent UKIPT where late on Day Two with about ninety players left and seventy two
getting money I find myself in a very tough seat. I have Jason Tompkins on my
direct left, Ben Vinsion to his left, next is a very good player who’s name I did
not know and finally the recent UKIPT online winner and eventual UKIPT Bristol
winner Wojtek Barzantny is the fourth
player on my left.
I have gone a little short so I have been playing very tight
when the following run of cards come my way, first I pick up pocket tens and
after a raise in front of me I move all in and am not called. The very next
hand I pick up pocket kings and I raise with everybody folding. The following
hand I pick up pocket eights and raise again – this is where the trouble
starts, after raising now for three hands in a row with no resistance form any
of the good players still to act behind me I was expecting one of them to make
a stand this time.
Sure enough Barzantny was on the big blind and he re-raised
me, my stack is a size that I can’t really call his bet and fold if I miss the
flop. I have been playing with him for a while now and I know he does not need
a very strong hand to re-raise me. My choices
are very straight forward, I either move all in or I fold. I elect to move all
in and after a very short dwell he calls and turns over pocket nines.
Is this a cooler? It’s very debatable there is an argument
to be made for both sides. If you are always going to fold a hand a strong as
pocket eights then a player like Barzantny is going to make your time at the
table very difficult on the other hand if you are never going to fold a hand as
weak as pocket eights then you are going to bust a lot of tournaments early.
I shared a flight home with two of Ireland’s best players
and when discussing the hand they both had opposite views, I suppose that’s the
beauty of poker. The two players in question were Mick Graydon and Jude
Ainsworth, no prizes for guessing which player was on which side J
As our flight was delayed for a couple of hours the three of
us got stuck into the new craze at poker tournaments – Open Face Chinese Poker
– the rules are pretty simple, every player ends up with thirteen cards and has
to make three poker hands out of all cards. Two five card hands and one three
card hand you then win points and bonus points based on the strength of your
hands compared to your opponents hands. Sounds easy right? Well no it’s far
from easy and depending on how much cash value you assign to every point you
can win or lose a lot of money.
It is on the other hand very addictive game which is easy to
play with two or three players so I think it’s here to stay. If you follow any
of the superstars of poker that often spend more time tweeting about Chinese
Poker they played at night than they do about the actual tournament they have
played that day. My advice to anybody playing the live circuit is get up to
speed with it quick otherwise its might cost you a lot of money to learn.
As the party season gets into full flow I don’t see myself
playing a lot of tournaments but I do hope to get in a good few hours at the
cash tables, traditionally the games were always better around Christmas and
the past few years I have done well in them.
There are small tournaments on all around the country with
three notable ones being the Red Cow on the 8 of December, Macau in Cork on the
15th and the Kilkenny Christmas Cracker on the 22nd. You’ll get full details of all these and other
events on Irish Poker Boards.
Another date to add to your diary is next Saturday the 1st
of December when poker player and all round hard man Ross Johnson will try to
decapitate Boyle Poker Pro John O Shea.
Apparently the original argument was over some fake tan going missing on
a recent trip to Vegas and after failed attempts by
friends to mediate they decided to sort it out in the ring in Leopardstown race
course.
It’s all for a good cause and full details can be found on
the mycharity.ie website.